Props to the late, great Bartcop for that line.
Author: RealTruth (Page 3 of 3)
The orange raccoon was seen with red marks on his hand. Red Sharpie? Blood? Whatever it is, don’t shake his hand.
Here’s the source of the website name, from the master word-fumbler himself.
Two simple words and yet Wimpy Fist couldn’t get them right.